"I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing."
--Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect. When program guest Cynthia Garrett of NBC said she had a "nephew who is retarded" whom she has "never thought of as a little dog," Maher responded, "Well maybe you should."
What a complete and utter jerk. I feel sorry for his dogs.