News Flash: It's not just Catholics.

Well, you already knew that, but just in case you didn't here's today's evidence:

Lawsuit claims Jehovah's Witness church protects pedophiles

Okay, this would be very nice, but do you really think it will happen?

Pope intends to visit Ground Zero. That's right. During this summer's trip to the Americas - to canonize Juan Diego in Mexico City and go to World Youth Day in Toronto - sources declare that the Holy Father will stop at the WTC site in New York City.

I can barely get myself to the grocery store and the library in a single day.